Why Twilight Makes My Ass Twitch

A brief explanation of my name along with other things.

Let's tackle Twilight first.

I couldn't give a half rate fuck whether the movie is good or bad. I haven't even seen it. In my opinion, however, the movie is always worse than the book...the book sucked. What chaps my ass and makes it twitch is that people are still talking about it. It wasn't about Batman or the world ending. It was about vampires. We don't even debate the abortion issue this much. Anyhow..I'm over hearing about it...it makes my ass twitch..and for as much as I can't stand vampy douchebags I honestly can't wait for the next movie to come out about them so I can stop hearing about this one.

Then..other things.

I'm here because I needed a good dose of humor and a few of my friends said I'd laugh my ass off at you people. So here I am. I don't want to rain on the parade that is your subculture...but vampires aren't real. In fact goths aren't real. Goth anymore is just a label you stick on yourself when you're too overweight, poor, or angry with your parents to be a jock, prep, or scholar,  if you don't fit in with anyone else, or if you're contemplating suicide. I'm not impressed.

There are colors other than black. Life does not begin and end with high school. Cutting yourself because you refuse to get counseling is sick...not cool.

While I'm bitching..relationships are over rated and in my opinion for the most part full of bullshit...especially online relationships. Online...relationships. Fuck off..seriously. I know exactly two men online who are worth anything other than a good laugh. Two out of thousands that I've talked to.

You will find no pictures of me here. I can recommend some current members if you'd like to see newly budding breasts or someone's half exposed cunt. Am I ugly? No. Am I hiding some physical defect like missing a limb or having snaggleteeth? No. I simply don't need the kind of aggravation that comes from putting a picture of yourself on the web. To me...you are all boxes full of text. I should be the same thing to you.

There...I think I'm done.

No wait...I'm not.

I'm a honkey.

K...now I'm done.